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Strane creature verdi che studiano i riti dei celti e dei longobardi Non parlan la lingua italiana non sanno chi fosse il poeta leopardi ma
Odiano il kebab, maometto i senza tetto e anche la pizza chiacchere da bar, si mischia la polenta con la razza.
Inventan qualche balla 
attirano la folla col rito dell’ampolla e l’offerta al dio Po.
Ricordo gli esordi
degli uomini verdi eran contro i terroni i pugliesi e anche i sardi, i finocchi gli zingari, i negri bastardi, il tricolore e garibaldi.
Odiano il kebab, Maometto i senzatetto
e anche la pizza chiacchere da bar si mischia la polenta con la razza.
Cantando
il va pensiero ci credono davvero fedeli a un condottiero un druido fatto un pò così non parla neanche bene si esprime solo a gesti se lo incontri per la strada proprio non diresti che
Lui crede di far parte della razza superiore si può fermare solo
con l’aiuto del dottore ma se la scienza medica si mostra pessimista ci vuole l’esorcista.
Ma tu senti che
puzza scappano anche i cani stanno arrivando i napoletani. Napoli merda Napoli colera tu sei la rovina dell’Italia intera. Ma vorrei che fosse chiaro che tra i napoletani ce ne son tantissimi per bene e anche di più, non siamo non siamo quelli che pure ci chiamano zulu. Odiano il kebab, maometto i senza tetto e anche la pizza chiacchere da bar, si mischia la polenta con la razza.
Cantando il va pensiero ci credono davvero fedeli a un condottiero un druido fatto un pò così non parla neanche bene si esprime solo a gesti se lo
incontri per la strada proprio non diresti che
Lui crede di far parte della razza superiore si può fermare solo con l’aiuto del dottore. Ha un posto fisso in villa si sente lusingato ma poi la vera festa inizia quando se ne è andato.
Lui crede di far parte della razza superiore si può fermare solo con laiuto del dottore. Il vero risultato del miracolo padano l’ndrangheta
a Milano.

Marcin Day 2012

The Marcin Day 2012 will take place on sunday, May 20th at the Cineskatepark in Rome. Skate, music and friends, the best way to remember our friend Marcin Solecki, who left us too soon.

The More the Merrier.

Cineskatepark, via Pasquale Stabilini 1, Rome.
May 20th from 11,30 AM

Check the Marcin Day 2012 official facebook page for further information.

Daniele Galli – Skateboarding Therapy

About a year ago, while skating the bastard bowl, Daniele Galli got injured.

An average person would require physical therapy for the recovery process. He would there find physical therapists, nurses and advanced machinery to do the job.
We can safely say that Daniele Galli is not your average person since what you see here was his way to recover from a nasty injury.

Enjoy.

bastard back to school 2012

We are happy to introduce the first bastard school line that is distributed in the best stationery shops throughout Italy and sold online in the School section of the bastard store.

Production and distribution are handled by Biembi S.p.A. of Milan.

Todd Bratrud at the bastard store

Todd Bratrud, after enjoying Milan’s Design Week, flew back to his “cave” in Grand Forks North Dakota, deep in the US Mid West.

Thank you Todd, and thank you Winston Tseng for letting us enjoy the incredible works of this American artist.

His precious bag of prints, silkscreens and stickers is luckily still in Milano and its items are available for purchase at the bastard store prints section.

As a thank you, Todd left his mark (literally) on the bastard bowl wall…
High Five Todd!

I Hate – The Art of Todd Bratrud at bastard store

Todd is a rare beast in a world of manic art…

Geoff Rowley

Nike SB and bastard present I Hate – The Art of Todd Bratrud, book release and art show at bastard store, via Scipio Slataper 19, Milano.

Grand opening Wednesday April 18, at 6:00PM, presenting the first book dedicated to Todd Bratrud’s artwork. Todd and Winston Tseng, co-author of the book and art director at Enjoi Skateboards, will be present at the opening.

Todd is one of the most prolific artists working in skateboarding. After getting his start at Consolidated, he’s gone on to produce work for companies such as Flip, The Skateboard Mag, Nike, Volcom, Enjoi, Teenage Runaway, and of course his own company The High 5.

I Hate – The Art of Todd Bratrud contains a selection of Todd’s personal favorite works from recent years. It’s proving to be too difficult to decide which graphics from his portfolio to exhibit, because there are all masterpieces, so we’ll just leave it to Todd and Winston to choose the pieces for the exhibition. Come join us and see for yourself!

It’s spring time at bastard

Spring has arrived. It’s time to put in the wardrobe the down jackets and wool sweaters and go out in search for bright colors and light fabrics.

Do you want a time-saving tip? Follow the link to the new bastard Spring Summer 2012 collection.

AFB Artistic Alleycat gives red chairs in Milan

Since a few days here at the bastard store we have our own red chair of the Art For Business Artistic Alleycat in Milano.

Thnaks for the chair, the wine and for the action in the bowl!

Tested by Lemon 8

Are there anyone better than one long time experienced, strong rider for test a new outerwear collection?
Two long time experienced strong riders.

It’s the reason why we send all the new jackets and pants from the 2013 snowear collection to Oliver Mondino and Max Zeman Galfrè.

As you can see they liked…

Fumaz Extreme Snowboard

LET IT ROCK, we cannot write anything else on the Matteo Fumaz Fumagalli snowboard.
Matteo chose a 156 bastard Twin Tip with a custom hard rock artwork made by Alessio Yex Frascati and Luca Duke Oldani.

Fumaz is the first “guinea pig” for the MySnowboard projectwould you like to be the next? Write to: mysnowboard@bastard.it